Pilot: Captain, we're arriving at our destination, but something must be wrong with this (gibberish navigation item) Claus gave us.
Captain: I knew he was crooked, what's wrong?
Pilot: Well for one thing, it thinks the planet up ahead is Earth.
Captain: So much for fixing our navigation computer, prep the ship for landing, let's check it out.
Begin Puppets
(Also note that the first few lines of Puppets involve the captain and crewmember discussing the fact that they haven't seen any intelligent life in the galaxy yet, which contradicts The Truth About Aliens. We'll need to edit or cut that part out.)
End Puppets
Puppet Crewmember: Hey Captain, take a look at this, think maybe the navigation computer was right?
Captain: * Exclamations and gibberish of disbelief*
*Pause*
Captain: Damn you all to hell! You blew it up! You blew it all up!
Puppet Crewmember: Must have been out of our hands.
You may need to correct my wording on that one, I've never actually seen Planet of the Apes.
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